If you ever leave baby, you would take away everything good in my life.

So I was having a char fight via text with the Smelly a while ago. As in, we were arguing about something (while insulting each other in a far from friendly way). Well, I was on my way to winning (for once) and he was well, as how Marshall from HIMYM would like to put it: lawyer-ed.

That Smelly then stopped replying and a while later, I received a text which read like this:


Maxis notification:

Please be informed that our service provider will no longer be allowed to exchange information between the phone number 012-***3513 and 012-***5080 (sms, mms and calls) as you are under the Blackberry Bold 9700 blocklist. For more information, please call our Maxis hotline number - 123.


So I called him immediately and started sounding.

"HOW COME YOUR BLACKBERRY CAN MY PHONE CANNOT ONE??
YOU BETTER UNBLOCK ME NOW, BLOODY BITCH."

And the reply I got from the other side of the phone was:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD.
Did you get the text from my number or Maxis? HAHAHAHAHA.
Bloody stupid. So much for being a lawyer right?? HAHAHAHAHA"


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Bloody vengeful bitch of a boyfriend I've got hahaha. FML.