heels don't heal.

Before starting on anything,

SCALING FAILED!!

THE DOCTOR WAS TOO FULL WITH OTHER APPOINTMENTS THAT I HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT NEXT WEEK!!

ok, end of good news.

went to pyramid today with my mum and once again, i spotted another baby.

another proud 3-inches!

as this goes on, i think my legs won't last long. Not in the sense that it's going to break or anything but there's this problem.

It's not good to wear high heels all the time. Apparently, this problem will occur - your leg will become kinda disfigured (not in the alien-ish way of course) in a way that when it gets to a certain stage, you need to undergo some operation and you need to sit on a wheelchair for a few months.

There's this simple way to test whether your leg is entering Stage 1 of the mutation disfiguration.

Step 1: Get a ruler. Any ruler. Length does not mattter.

Step 2: Stand straight on both legs and try putting the ruler through the middle of your leg. (neh, the curvy part of your leg)

Something like this:

If it gets through:

Congrats! You've officially entered Stage 1.

If it doesn't:

Good for you. Wear more heels and work harder. You'll soon succeed. :)

If you're wondering what stage i'm in...........................

yeah, i've entered Stage 1. har har

it entered so easily as if the space was made just for the ruler to go through liddat!

Here's a picture of my halfly disfigured leg:

Great, I have curvy legs.

Until some time, I actually thought that curvy legs are actually a normal thing. I even laughed at my mum saying her leg was alienic due to the fact that it was not curvy.

Mum: eh, why your leg so weird wan?

Me: where got?? like this only normal. your leg weird la. where got people leg not curvy wan? all also curvy wan wat. your one like alien.

Mum: no wor, i read in newspaper they say curvy legs are not good. They say cuz wear too much high heels. You get a ruler go test and see *explains bout the testing process*

Me: *after testing* .............................

T______________T

so it wasn't a normal thing after all.

anyone, join me?