Thursday, September 09, 2010

Spam #2

Well, with reference to the post below, Angeline decided to steal it and posted it on her blog which once talked about the war between boys and girls. Her darling Mr. KB decided to compose a reply in regards to the response from Ms. V.Gina to Mr. P.Niss and I found it very quite funny actually.

Dear Ms V.Gina,

Thank you for taking the time to review my request. But in my defense, here is what i have to say:

I do not work 8 hrs straight because you, Ms V.Gina is never around the office. In addition to that, we are being forced to take unpaid leave for a week because the office will be closed due to busted pipe, flooding the whole work area with red water.

I think you have mistaken me for someone else. I don't fall asleep during work hours, it was my other colleague, Kukubird.

I don't stay in one location not because I don't obey the management but because Ms B.J. Lips is asking for my help to train up Ms. Palmers and her 5 new interns.

Ms V.Gina, I believe it is the other way round. I am always easier to please and easy to get into the working mood (in like seconds). But you on the other hand, have the FOR3_PLAY.xls checklist to complete each time before i can start my work. So its best to skip it and get to work - time is gold :)

Ms V.Gina, as I mentioned earlier, we work in a dark, hot and dangerous environment. So we have no other choice but to finish up quickly and get out; leaving the place in a mess. From an engineering point of view, I think best way to resolve this is to leave the mess with Ms. B.J Lips, as she is with the cleaning and maintenance crew. And sometimes we do not put on protective clothing, because you told us it wasn't necessary!

I retire before 65 because starting from 60, the office is already so old and dusty, machines are all broken down and left 'hanging' that there is no way for me to find motivation to work anymore. I think it can be resolved by replacing management to give it a fresh young feel again.

I don't work double but TRIPLE shift. At times, I have to even wake you up at 4am to get into the office.

I did complete my assignment and task, I usually leave it with Ms B.J. Lips, Ms F. Ace or Ms. B.Elly. You can find my complete and finished report there. And sometimes if I forget, its always inside my protective pockets.

The 2 bags that I always carry are my documents to help with work. It is important.


Dr. P. Niss
BEng (Hons) Engineering in S.Ex Science

Haha kudos to him for that. He actually managed to come up with a response like this haha.

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