Big lights will inspire you.

Girl said to Guy one day, "It's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut."
So in response Guy told her that "If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock."

That shut her up.

Hahaha damn funny. But well I have to admit, it does kinda make some sense. LOL.